A Mixture of Stuff

You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’.

I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray.
#hunglikeamoose

I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four.

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