You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’.

I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray.
#hunglikeamoose



I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsburys Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding I am actually a family of four.

In that case you are a Communist Rectum Biscuit.
Awesome tool, I have used it so many times at the pub and have had only 5 fights.
Thanks Moose
And you Rick are a Slimy Dick Goblin!
Thanks for the comment.