The Almighty Dump is back: FIFA’s Infantino crowned Cock Womble of the Month, Donald’s lies in 3 steps, society’s double standards, and more news, nonsense...
The Almighty Dump is back: FIFA’s Infantino crowned Cock Womble of the Month, Donald’s lies in 3 steps, society’s double standards, and more news, nonsense...
Pub chat took a turn to BOOBS and my friends swore there couldn’t be 99 different words for them. Challenge accepted. Here’s the video just...
Hell’s About to Freeze Over. Last week the world said goodbye to Chuck Norris. It’s sad he’s gone, but Heaven finally needed backup. Reports are...
Of all the bodily quirks, farting takes the crown. While it often makes people laugh, feel embarrassed, or get annoyed, passing gas is quite common....
This company has turned the River Thames into Britain’s biggest floating toilet and then blames the weather while taking your money. Let's wade through the...
Sorry it’s been such a long time for another almighty dump, but I’m now back with a new site design (hope you like it) and...
1975: Kids fight, learn lessons, life goes on. 2025: Armed police, viral videos, therapists, and lawsuits. Society’s gone full Black Mirror - where a scraped...
Back in our day, we reused bottles, washed nappies by hand, and walked uphill both ways, but apparently, we didn’t care about the environment. Eco-conscious?...
Another Almighty Dump lands! South Park skewer Harry & Meghan, MooseTube temptation looms, and copyright can go shove it. Strap in, you glorious bastards –...
I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four. Random silly...
Saying you are English risks HR reports, awkward stares, and diversity workshops. Meanwhile, the Welsh and Scots belt out their very own National Anthems. Why...
A beer analogy explains how progressive tax systems work and illustrates reactions to tax cuts among different income groups.
The English language’s true multi-tool is FUCK - anger, love, despair, encouragement, etiquette. It fixes everything, insults everyone, and still manages to make most debates...
Russia runs the UN, Busted are back, and the Royals keep us entertained. Politics, pop, and chaos collide - Moose serves another Almighty dump with...
A collection of one-liners: from Velcro deaths to blind men and juggler mobs, Adam & Eve, and punny fonts - Moose Almighty proves wit is...
Chuck Norris facts: reality bends, infinity obeys, and giraffes exist thanks to his chin kick. Basically, Chuck might live in our world, but physics has...
Chuck Norris: everyone obeys, dinosaurs fear him, infinity bends, and paper-rock-scissors trembles. His tears cure cancer, his pee powers energy drinks, and time itself skips...
Modern government? A dead horse Olympics. Flog, rebrand, promote it, hire consultants, spin it, throw billions, and call it innovation. Meanwhile, we scream: “Get off...
UK security level escalates from Miffed to A Bit Cross, The French hide, Italians change sides, German’s march, and Australians worry about barbies. Threat levels...
Door knocks, creationists invade, and Moose debates belly buttons, snakes, and God the Mass Murderer. Faith is bad enough, blind evangelism even worse. What about...
An open letter to Dr. Laura: Levitical hypocrisy exposed with savage humour. Questions about slavery, shellfish, stoning and Canadian ownership. Theology meets merciless satire; faith...