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A Knock On My Door

Moose 0 Comments 10 April 2021

I had a knock on my door the other day and discovered the ‘creationists’ were in town. I was presented with a book called the Bible and I  was informed that the Earth was no more than 5000 years old and the story of Genesis was undeniably true because it was the word of God.

Ever since I had a Mormon bloke come around many years ago, introducing himself as ‘Elder Berry’ (I found it funny but he didn’t), I have always liked to have a bit of harmless fun with these people. Now, please understand me, if you have a belief and/or faith, that is your right and I will fight for your right to have that faith but don’t expect me to welcome those beliefs when I was having such a peaceful morning minding my own business.

I simply asked if ‘Adam had a belly button?’ She was puzzled but said she presumed so. I then explained that he must have been born rather than created, you know, the umbilical cord and all that. I also asked how a whole race of billions of humans could have derived from just one couple. Apparently, the Bible doesn’t explain everything and I must have faith.

My faith was restored when she buggered off!

Since this episode, I have been searching for the answer to life, the universe and everything (I know it’s 42) and have at last found something worthy of my belief and faith. I have become a ‘Pastafarian’ and now worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It would appear that it is He who created the world and I am now glad I have been touched by his noodly appendages.

For more information please visit The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and for God’s sake please keep an open mind and accept the site for what it is.

I don’t have a problem with faith, but I do have a serious problem with organised religion. 20 people believing in some supernatural being is called a CULT, 20 million people believing in the same thing is called a RELIGION.

Question to most religions – Please explain where the fuck Dinasours come in to play.

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What Is A Billion?

Moose 0 Comments 14 March 2021

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

a) A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
b) A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
c) A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
d) A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
e) A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

Stamp Duty
Tobacco Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Income Tax
Council Tax
Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Inheritance Tax
(tax on top of tax)
Alcohol Tax
V.A.T.
Marriage License Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

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I just read an article….

Moose 0 Comments 26 February 2021

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking….

Scared the shit out of me.

So that’s it!

After today, no more reading.

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