The World According To Moose

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Welcome to the chaotic brain dump of Moose Almighty – a majestic beast of opinion and wild tangents. Basically, a refined collection of deep thoughts, impulsive ramblings, and philosophical masterpieces fuelled almost entirely by mood swings and alcohol. In other words, if Hemingway was a moose with internet access.

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The Latest Almighty Dumps

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The Almighty Dump – 003

Sorry it’s been such a long time for another almighty dump, but I’m now back with a new site design (hope you like it) and I will be posting and dumping regularly.

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The Almighty Dump – 002

Another Almighty Dump lands! South Park skewer Harry & Meghan, MooseTube temptation looms, and copyright can go shove it. Strap in, you glorious bastards – funny shit awaits.

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The Almighty Dump – 001

Russia runs the UN, Busted are back, and the Royals keep us entertained. Politics, pop, and chaos collide - Moose serves another Almighty dump with booze, sarcasm, and unapologetic flair.

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The Sewage Olympics

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