A collection of one-liners: from Velcro deaths to blind men and juggler mobs, Adam & Eve, and punny fonts – Moose Almighty proves wit is still alive, slightly offensive, and hilarious.
Chuck Norris facts: reality bends, infinity obeys, and giraffes exist thanks to his chin kick. Basically, Chuck might live in our world, but physics has a bloody hard time keeping up.
Chuck Norris: everyone obeys, dinosaurs fear him, infinity bends, and paper-rock-scissors trembles. His tears cure cancer, his pee powers energy drinks, and time itself skips days to avoid him.
Modern government? A dead horse Olympics. Flog, rebrand, promote it, hire consultants, spin it, throw billions, and call it innovation. Meanwhile, we scream: “Get off the bloody horse, you lunatics!”
UK security level escalates from Miffed to A Bit Cross, The French hide, Italians change sides, German’s march, and Australians worry about barbies. Threat levels – Moose Almighty style.
Door knocks, creationists invade, and Moose debates belly buttons, snakes, and God the Mass Murderer. Faith is bad enough, blind evangelism even worse. What about the Dinosaurs?
An open letter to Dr. Laura: Levitical hypocrisy exposed with savage humour. Questions about slavery, shellfish, stoning and Canadian ownership. Theology meets merciless satire; faith gets roasted.