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When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in…
Russia assumes UN Security Council presidency Ok, this was a month ago, but for FUCK’s SAKE? What the actual fuck is going…
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians passed on from generation to generation, says that; “When you discover that you are riding…
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,…
The Tax System Explained – Using A Beer Analogy Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beers, and…
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to…
I had a knock on my door the other day and discovered the ‘creationists’ were in town. I was presented with a…
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One-Liners
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
