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Hell’s About to Freeze Over. Last week the world said goodbye to Chuck Norris. It’s sad he’s gone, but Heaven finally needed backup. Reports are already coming in that the Pearly Gates reinforced themselves

Chuck Norris facts: reality bends, infinity obeys, and giraffes exist thanks to his chin kick. Basically, Chuck might live in our world, but physics has a bloody hard time keeping up.

Chuck Norris: everyone obeys, dinosaurs fear him, infinity bends, and paper-rock-scissors trembles. His tears cure cancer, his pee powers energy drinks, and time itself skips days to avoid him.