Humour

Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment. I apologised and explained that we didn’t have the green thing in our day. The cashier responded, “That it’s our problem today because your generation […]

Is ‘FUCK’ the most versatile word in the English language?   The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the English language. Let’s face it, whenever you say the word ‘Fuck’, its meaning truly reflects the context. Subtle Example – Why the FUCKING FUCK don’t you FUCKING subscribe

You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’. I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray. #hunglikeamoose I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsburys Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding I am actually a family of four.

1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. 3. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t

More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 – Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are