
A Mixture of Stuff
I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four. Random silly stuff with the ultimate insult generator.

I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four. Random silly stuff with the ultimate insult generator.

The English language’s true multi-tool is FUCK – anger, love, despair, encouragement, etiquette. It fixes everything, insults everyone, and still manages to make most debates infinitely more expressive.

A collection of one-liners: from Velcro deaths to blind men and juggler mobs, Adam & Eve, and punny fonts – Moose Almighty proves wit is still alive, slightly offensive, and hilarious.

UK security level escalates from Miffed to A Bit Cross, The French hide, Italians change sides, German’s march, and Australians worry about barbies. Threat levels – Moose Almighty style.
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