When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The […]
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians passed on from generation to generation, says that; “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount”. However, in government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: Buying a stronger whip. Changing riders. Appointing a
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. Later I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz
I had a knock on my door the other day and discovered the ‘creationists’ were in town. I was presented with a book called the Bible and I was informed that the Earth was no more than 5000 years old and the story of Genesis was undeniably true because it
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