Chuck Norris – Part 2
More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but
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More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but
The Green Thing… Apparently, We Missed the Memo. So, there I am, innocently checking out at the supermarket, minding my own business, buying my digestives and carrots, when the young
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1975 – A crowd gathers, bets a few pennies on the outcome, and Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands,
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Finally, we have a solution to the age-old problem of Canine Erectile Dysfunction.
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