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Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good…
Is ‘FUCK’ the most versatile word in the English language? The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the…
You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’. I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my…
1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on…
More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be…
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and…
Welcome, welcome, welcome to another ‘thoughts for the week’. I have finally watched that South Park episode (Harry and Meghan), and it’s…
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One-Liners
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
