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Sorry it’s been such a long time for another almighty dump, but I’m now back with a new site design (hope you like it) and I will be posting and dumping regularly.
1975: Kids fight, learn lessons, life goes on. 2025: Armed police, viral videos, therapists, and lawsuits. Society’s gone full Black Mirror – where a scraped knee can ruin your whole life.
Back in our day, we reused bottles, washed nappies by hand, and walked uphill both ways, but apparently, we didn’t care about the environment. Eco-conscious? We just lived like legends.
Another Almighty Dump lands! South Park skewer Harry & Meghan, MooseTube temptation looms, and copyright can go shove it. Strap in, you glorious bastards – funny shit awaits.
I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four. Random silly stuff with the ultimate insult generator.
Saying you are English risks HR reports, awkward stares, and diversity workshops. Meanwhile, the Welsh and Scots belt out their very own National Anthems. Why isn’t there one for England?
Ten blokes, £100 worth of beer, and the British tax system in a pint glass: the rich pay for everything, the poor whinge for free, and equality is measured in warm pints.
The English language’s true multi-tool is FUCK – anger, love, despair, encouragement, etiquette. It fixes everything, insults everyone, and still manages to make most debates infinitely more expressive.
Russia runs the UN, Busted are back, and the Royals keep us entertained. Politics, pop, and chaos collide – Moose serves another Almighty dump with booze, sarcasm, and unapologetic flair.
A collection of one-liners: from Velcro deaths to blind men and juggler mobs, Adam & Eve, and punny fonts – Moose Almighty proves wit is still alive, slightly offensive, and hilarious.