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The Green Thing… Apparently, We Missed the Memo. So, there I am, innocently checking out at the supermarket, minding my own business, buying my digestives and carrots, when the young cashier, who looked like they were still recovering from teething,
You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’. I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray. #hunglikeamoose I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky
Is “FUCK” the Swiss Army Knife of Words? Let’s be honest: if the English language had a multi-tool, it wouldn’t be Oxford commas or subjunctive clauses – it would be the glorious, four-lettered, parental-disappointment-inducing word: FUCK. Say it, shout
1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. You