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More Facts About Chuck   When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck