Who says building a border wall won’t work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans!!!
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that; ‘When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount’. However, in government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing a committee to […]
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1970 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2017 – Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs […]
Fuck is an obscene English-language word, which refers to the act of sexual intercourse and is also commonly used as an intensifier or to denote disdain. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around 1475, although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term fuck and its […]
Theresa May has asked MPs to back her plan to destroy Alderaan, insisting it is the only way to defeat the Rebel Alliance. With a debate at the Houses of Parliament expected to last all day, the new prime minister insists the case for destroying Alderaan is clear, despite opponents who claim innocent lives will […]