A MOTHER has been left concerned after finding a copy of the Conservative manifesto hidden under her son’s mattress.
51-year-old Mary Fisher was cleaning her 14-year-old son Julian’s room when she noticed something hard and shiny stashed in the bed.
“Then I read the cover which was blue and said ‘Forward, Together’ in boring-looking writing. That’s odd, I thought.
“I opened it up and there was a picture of Theresa May standing in front of a banner. I just sat down on the bed, feeling numb.”
Fisher later confronted her son, saying that it was normal and healthy to be curious about politics but that he should talk to her if he feels confused.
Julian told her: “Only Theresa can get the best Brexit deal for Britain, ensuring a prosperous future where the hard-working will thrive. I believe in her vision”.
“Also, I am in love with her and last night I had a dream where Theresa and I went to a farm park and stroked goats”.
“Please stop crying mum.”